Our Favorite Joke EVER (updated when we get a better one to humor us) :-Flamingo and Cat
A man goes into a bar with a
Flamingo and a cat. All night the Flamingo and the man take turns to buy rounds of three beers and the group of three drink them, never once does the cat get out of his seat. At the
end of the night the man buys a last round. The barman who has served them all night can't help but ask "How come that cat you are with hasn't bought a round all night?"
The bloke says "Funny
story that ... whilst I was walking along the beach one day I found a magic lamp. I rubbed it and was granted three wishes. I was a bit excited as I hadn't had any in a while and so I wished for
- A tall bird with a tight pussy!"
What about the 3rd wish says the barman. Well when I realised what had happened, I told the genie to fuck right off - and that was that!
