An old one but always true 10 reasons why it sucks to be a p***s! 01. -You've got a hole in your head.

02. -Your master strangles you all the time. 03. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you 04. -You shrink in cold water. 05. -You never get a haircut. 06. -You always hang around with 2 nuts. 07. -Your closest neighbor is an a*****e.

08.

-Your best friend is a p***y.

09. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. 10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.