A Refrigerator?

The circus strongman had a beautiful wife and was terribly jealous.

One day, he became convinced she was fooling around on him.He rushed home, ran up the four flights of stairs to his apartment and bust into the bedroom, to find his wife just throwing on a robe and trying to arrange her mussed hair.The two martini glasses next to the bed and two cigarettes burning in the ashtray left no doubt in the strongman's mind and he began tearing through the apartment, looking for her lover. He had just entered the kitchen when he happened to glance out the window and saw a young man throwing on a shirt as he ran down the street.Picking up the nearest thing to hand, which happened to be the refrigerator, the strongman threw it out the window and onto the young man, killing him instantly.However, the strain was too great ever for him, and he died of a massive heart attack. The next day, three man stood before the Pearly Gates to be interviewed by Saint Peter.

St.Peter asked the first man how he had died. "Well, St.Peter, I was late for an appointment and running down the street when suddenly this refrigerator fell on my head.

"And you?"St.Peter asked the strongman. "Well, um, Your Excellency, I was just picking up this refrigerator...

" "Say no more, " interrupted the gatekeeper sternly."How about you?" "Well, St.Peter, " replied the third man, "I was hiding in this refrigerator.."

 

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