Two old female friends are talking one day. In the middle of the conversation, one of the women sneezes. She immediately starts to moan and scream, hips bucking and writhing, legs shaking and all that. When she finally settles down, her friend, seriously worried says, "Oh my God, are you okay?" She says, "Yeah, for some reason every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. I went to the doctor yesterday and he said it's fine." Her friend says, "Well what are you taking for it?" She says, "Pepper."