A man walks into a bar and sees a 1000 bill taped to the mirror behind the bar. "What's the 1000 bill for?", he asks the bartender. "That's for anybody who can do 3 things, " he says. So the guy is drinking pretty heavily and he asks the bartender what are the 3 things. The bartender says, "See the bouncer over there? He weighs 350 lbs, you have to knock him out with one punch." The man is still drinking heavily. The bartender continues, "The second is I have this alligator out back with a toothache, you have to pull its tooth." The guy is getting really lit, so the bartender goes on. "The third thing is, you see that woman at the end of the bar? She has been a hooker for 15 years, and never had an orgasm. You have to make her orgasm." The guy sits at the bar and has a few more drinks.

He gets up, stumbles over to the bouncer and WHAM, knocks him out with only one punch.

He then stumbles out the back door. A few minutes later, the bartender hears the most awful noise in the world.

This goes on for a good 20 minutes. Then the drunk comes stumling back in and shouts, "Alright, where is that hooker with a toothache???"