An Australian, a Kiwi and a South African are at the bar having a beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in he air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika our glohsses ohrh so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice". The Kiwi obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "Wull mate, in Niw Zullend we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either". The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the shit out of the South African and the Kiwi. He says "In Australia we have so many f**king South Africans and Kiwi's that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice"