A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of toilet facility but each time he tried, it was occupied.

The lady flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants Ladies Room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons. There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked respectively WW WA PP & ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman. He disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button & immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought, Wow, these gals really have it nice. So, a little more boldly he pressed the WA button.

Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it. Comfortably, Ah ha, he thought, no wonder why these women take so long in the bathroom with these kind of services. So he pushed the next bottom, PP with anticipation.

A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the final ATR button. When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off, so in confusion, he buzzed the nurse to find out where he was and what had happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies toilet room on the plane. The nurse explained, Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the ATR Automatic Tampon Removal button. By the way, your p***s is under your pillow.