James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it. The intrigued woman says, A state-of-the-art watch? Whats so special about it? Bond explains, It uses alpha-waves to talk to me telepathically.

The lady says, Whats it telling you now? Well, it says youre not wearing any panties. The woman giggles and replies, Well it must be broken because Im wearing panties! Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, Looks like the bloody things an hour fast.