Wife: Honey, I have been waiting for so long and have decided I want to get my breasts enlarged. Husband: I dont know dear, that is so expensive. Thousands of dollars! Wife: Oh, but I really, really want to have a big breasts. Husband: I dont know. It is a lot of money.. Wait a second. I have a great idea! Husband goes into the bathroom and returns with some toilet paper. Husband: Here you go honey.

I want you to rub this toilet paper several times every day between your breasts. Wife: Well, what is that supposed to do huh? What are you crazy????? Thats not going to do anything! Husband: Well it worked really great on your ass, didnt it???