A guy goes to the doctor. He says, "Doc, you've got to help me, I've had this raging erection for two weeks now.

It hurts so bad, I can't put up with it anymore.

So, can you help me?" The doctor says, "I'll see if I can help you.

" The doctor first looks at the guy's p***s from all angles. Then he takes out a magnifying glass and examines a tiny black bug that's attached to the base of the guy's d**k. Then he takes two fingers and flicks the guy's d**k as hard as he can.

The bug flies off and the guy's d**k goes back down to normal. "Thanks Doc, I feel great now! How much do I owe you?" "Nothing... if you help me find me that bug."