A bus driver was going about his route when he pulls up to a bus stop to pick up a fare a man. Little did the bus driver know that the man he had just pick up was quite intoxicated. "Sir, please find a seat" the driver asks fare. The drunk man stands at the front of the bus facing the other riders. In a loud booming voice he says "Everyone seated on the first 8 rows on the left are a bunch of a*****es", then he looks over to the back and says "Everyone in back of them...well they're a bunch of f**kers.

" He continued with "All those on the right side are a bunch of shit eaters" The riders started to get angry and the bus driver slams on the breaks causing everyone to get flug forward and onto the aisle. The bus driver quickly jumped out of the drivers seat and grabbed the drunk by the scruff and asked him "Who did you call a bunch of f**kers?" Angrily the drunk looks at the bus driver and answers "You moron! You've mixed them all up!"