A young lady enters an elevator on the 50th level of a building.
The only other person in the elevator was an old man in a trenchcoat & a hat pulled down over his eyes.The young lady was not concerned until the old man said in a lecherous voice, Hey miss can I smell your panties?.The young lady thought if she ignored him he may leave her be, but no, a few levels further down he said again Hey miss can I smell your panties? By this time, with no other persons entering the elevator she is becoming concerned, when a few more levels down he says again in his lecherous voice, Hey miss can I smell your panties? Becoming extremely alarmed the young lady turns angrily to the old man & said most indignantly, NO you cannot smell my panties you dirty old man! Unperterbed the old man says Well it must be your feet.
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