There were three men sitting around braging about pleasuring their wives the first man was from France, he began by telling them that he eats crepe suzzette of his wife and this would please her so much she would rise centimeters of the bed.The next man was from Canada and he told of how he would lick maple syrup off his wife's belly and she would enjoy it so much that she would rise METERS off the bed! The next bloke was an aussie, like the others had to add his two cents on what his wife is like, he told them that when he had finished f**king her, he would wipe his c**k on the curtain and his missus would HIT the roof !!