Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope & appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men & Id like to give you a 2nd chance rather than jail time.

I want you to go out this weekend & get them to give up drugs forever. Ill see you back in court Monday." Monday the 2 guys were in court & the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well your Honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.

" "17 people? Thats wonderful! What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your Honor. I drew 2 circles like this O o & told them this O big circle is your brain before drugs & this o small circle is your brain after drugs." "Thats admirable!" said the judge. "And you-how did you do?" to the 2nd boy "Well your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! Thats amazing!! How did you manage that?" "Well, I used a similar approach. Draws 2 circles I said, pointing to small circle this is your a*****e before prison...

and pointing to the big circle this is your a*****e after prison."