LORD BEFORE I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP I PRAY FOR A MAN WHO'S NOT A CREEP, ONE WHO'S HANDSOME, SMART AND STRONG AND ONE WHO'S WILLY IS THICK AND LONG! ONE WHO THINKS BEFORE HE SPEAKS, WHEN HE PROMISES TO CALL, HE WON'T WAIT FOR WEEKS! I PRAY THAT HE BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED, SO WHEN I SPEND HIS CASH, HE WON'T GET ANNOYED. HE'LL PULL OUT MY CHAIR AND OPEN MY DOOR, MASSAGE MY BACK AND BEG FOR MORE. LORD SEND ME A MAN WHO'LL MAKE LOVE TO MY MIND, KNOWS JUST WHAT TO SAY WHEN I ASK "HOW BIGS MY BEHIND?" ONE WHO WILL MAKE LOVE, TILL MY BODY'S ALL TWICHIN, IN THE HALL, THE LOO, THE GARDEN AND KITCHEN. I PRAY THAT THIS MAN WILL LOVE ME NO END, AND NEVER ATTEMPT TO SHAG MY BEST FRIEND. 'COS AS I KNEEL AND PRAY BY MY BED.. I LOOK AT THE W**KER YOU SENT ME INSTEAD!!!!!