How do you impress a woman ? When you first meet her , you buy her a dozen roses and a box of chocolates , you open doors for her , you walk her to the car and open the door for her , you take her out to dinner , and buy her the most expensive meal on the menu , and get her a box to put it in because she wont eat nothing but salad anyways...

you talk her home , walk her to the door , lean in slightly and kiss her good night softly on the cheek . How to you impress the hell out of a woman ? Listen to her problems without saying a word , tell her no matter what she is beautiful , let her know that she is the twinkle in your eye , and the love of your life , respect her , talk to her , hold her hand , take her for long moon lit walks, buy her flowers for no reason at all , always tell her good night sweet lady as you kiss her good night , be kind , considerate , share your feelings with her , protect her , keep her safe , always fix the things that she asks you to without gripping , remember all the important dates , such as anniversaries , birthdays , holidays , the anniversary of when you first met-kissed-talked-looked at one another and the most important the anniversary of the first time she let you touch her . and that's how you impress the hell out of a woman. Now how do you impress a man ? you SHOW UP !!! How do you impress the hell out of a man ? Show up naked and bring beer . That's it ladies that's all you gotta do.