Little Johnny had the day off from school and was driving his mother nuts.

Finally out of desperation she told him to go next door where they were building a house and watch the men work. He was gone for the rest of the day, finally at dusk he showed up. His mother relieved that he had finally come home asked what he had learned over at the site.

Little Johnny looked up and said "I learned that when you hang a mother f**king door if the c**ksucking frame is a c**t's hair out of plumb you have to take the eitire f**king thing loose and reframe half of the f**king wall or if you are lucky you can beat the shit out of it and knock the god dam thing over enough so that the f**king door will swing." Little Johnny's mother was shocked to her shoes.

All she could think of to do was send him to his room. When his dad came home Little Johnny's mother called him down and had him repeat his story.

His father paled and ordered his son into the back yard to get a switch. Little Johnny looked up bold as day and said "f**k you, that's the ass hole electricians job.

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