So a Mexican, a Russian, and a Texan are sitting on a bridge drunk as a akunk and shootin' the shit.

The Russian takes out a bottle of fine Vodka, takes a large swig and throws it of the bridge.

The Mexican and the texan protest. The Russian syas to them, "Where I come from we have plenty of those." Then the Mexican takes a bottle of the finest tequila, takes a swig and throws it off the bridge. The Russian and the Texan protest. the Mexican says to them, "Where I come from we have plenty of those." Not to be out done the Texan takes out a bottle of fine Tennese whiskey, takes a big swig and pushes the Mexican off the bridge.

The Russian says "what the hell are you doing man?" The Texan looks at the Russian and says to him, "Where I come from we have plenty of those."