This joke somehow ended up in the Articles section instead of the Joke section, my mistake. A pastor of a church was going on a well deserved vacation and an assistant pastor from another church was going to fill in for him in the pulpit on Sunday.

Saturday afternoon the pastor was briefing the assistant pastor on how they conduct their services. After going over everything the pastor said, "There is just one more thing I think you should know.

Every Sunday morning about the middle of the sermon the double doors swing open and in walks this huge woman, Mother Green. She walks down the center isle to the front row and sits down right in fromt of me.

" The assistant said, "That's okay, I won't let it bother me.

" "Well", says the pastor, "That's not all. When Mother Green sits down, she gaps her legs open and she isn't wearing any panties." Oh my!, says the assistant pastor, I'll just turn my head or something.

You don't worry about anything and have a good vacation." That Sunday, true to the pastor's word, about the middle of his sermon, the double doors opened up and in walks the largest woman he had ever seen.

She strides down the middle isle to the front row and sits right in front of him, spreading her legs as she sits down, revealing she has no panties on. He quickly turns his head and leans over to ask the choir director, "Is that Mother Green?" The choir director looks at the woman and whispers to the assistant pastor, "No, I think that is just the way the light shines on it."