Little jonny's teacher was asking the class to name a word that begun weach letter in the alphabet starting from a to z by show of hands. "Class, what starts with the letter a?" Little Jonny through his hand up, but she knew he would probably say a*****e because he had a pottimouth. She called on Tommy and he said proudly, "apple". "Very nice Tommy" she said. "How about the letter b?" Once again, she thoght jonny might say bitch, or bastard etc. She called on Julie and she said " basket". "Very good Julie" she said. She got all the way to the letter "r" and thought "theres no cuss word that starts with r" and said "o.k. Jonny." Little jonny jumped up and said "a rat!" "Very good Jo.." "with a nine inch d**k!" Jonny interrupted