A woman goes into a bar and orders a Bud Lite.

She ends up drinking a 12-pack and falls off the bar stool.

When she hits the floor her dress goes over her head and she isn't wearing any panties. So while she is passed out the guys take advantage of her.

She comes back to the bar the next night and the same thing happens. The third night the bartender is ready with her Bud Lite, but she tells him she wants to switch to Miller Lite. The puzzled bartender asks why and the woman says, "I don't know what the problem is but those Bud Lites make my p***y hurt.

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