An old lady has two parrots, and all they can say is "we are two pro's, fancy a shag?".one day the local preist goes to visit and hears of her plight.he tells the old lady that he has two good parrots that prey allday, and they could maybe teach her parrots the bible, and they decide to try it.

at the preist house they put the pro parrots in the cage with the good parrots, who are preying.the pro parrots say to the good one's "we are two pro's, fancy a shag.with that, one good parrot turn to the other and says "put the bible away my brother, our preyers have been answered.