While on a European tour a man takes his wife to a street market in city known for pickpockets. "Honey, " he says, "slip my money clip into your panties so no one can pick my pocket." She does this but two hours later when they are going to leave the man asks for his money clip back and his wife has to admit it has been stolen.

"What, didn't you feel someone reaching into your panties?" he asked, amazed. "Well, of course, " she answers, "I just didn't think they were there for your money clip." MaybeJustRex