Little Johnny's grandpa one day decided to take him on a fishing trip. When they were out in the boat his grandpa took out a cigerette and little Johnny asked, Johnny: "Grandpa can take a puff of your cigerette?" Grandpa: "Well Johnny does your d**k meet your a*****e?" Johnny: "well... no.

" Grandpa: "Then you ain't getting a puff of this cigerette." After his grandpa was done with the cigerette, he took out a bottle of beer and Johnny asked, Johnny: "Grandpa can I have a sip of your beer?" grandpa: "Nope not unless your d**k meets your a*****e." Little Johnny was getting irritated, so he pulled out a bag of cookies. Grandpa: "Hey Johnny can I have a cookie?" Johnny: "Does your d**k meet your a*****e?" Grandpa "Well as a matter of fact it does." Johnny: "Well you can go screw yourself because grandma made me these cookies."