A man walks into a gay bar and orders a beer.

The gay waiter says: Sir before I can serve you, you must name your p***s.

The man is enraged by such a gest and demands to see the manager And naturally the manager sides with the waiter. The man is furious, but wants a beer, so first he asks both the waiter and the manager: What's the names were for their p***ses?!! The waiter states: Private Infantry, it's always ready and willing to shoot its load.

The manager says: Mine is General, all I have to do is say "Atten hut" and it stands at full attention. The man thinks for a moment, then says: Get me a beer and after I parch my thirst, I'll tell you my p***ses name. The manager agrees and the waiter brings the man his beer. After drinking it about halfway, the man says "Secret" Secret is the name of my p***s. The manager and waiter look at each other and then question the man: What kind of name is "Secret" for a p***s? The man finishes his beer and says: "It's strong enough for a man, but meant for a woman."