Tequila Rx!

FRIENDS..........

Do you have feelings of inadequacy........??? Do you suffer from acute shyness......?? And..do you sometimes wish you were more assertive.....?????? If you answered YES to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequilar.

Tequilar is the safe, natural way to feeling better and having more confidence about yourself and your actions. Tequilar can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequilar almost immediately, and with regular doses, you can overcome any obstacle that prevents you from living the life you really want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will seem to dissolve and be a thing of the past.

You will discover many diverse talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living the GOOD LIFE, with Tequilar. Tequilar may not be right for everyone, especially women who are pregnant or nursing...

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headaches, dehydration or dry mouth, and a driving desire to sing Karaoke and play all-nite rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. Drink Tequilar: AND Leave Your Shyness Behind.....

! PS: Don't forget the lemon or lime!

 

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