There was a bear and a frog who came across a genie who oferd to grant them three wishes each. The bear went first. I wish I was the only male bear in Sweden, so I can have all females to my self said the bear. You're wish is granted said the genie.

The frog started by wishing for a motorcycle-helmet witch he got. What a stupid wish thouthe bear. But the bear wasn't content with his first wish and asked to be the only male bera in all of Europe.

granted said the genie. The frog continued by wishing for a Harley Davidson, witch he got. The bear couldn't resist using his final wish asking to be the only male bear in the whole world. Granted said the genie. The frog then put on his helmet got up and started his motorcycle and and said I wish that the bear becomes gay. then laughed and drove of quickly. HAHA.