A drunken woman staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box.She opens the door, sits down and says nothing. The bewildered old priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken woman some time to collect her thoughts.

Growing impatient, the old priest coughs to attract her attention, but still the womman says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the woman to speak.

Finally, the drunken womman replies, "No use f**king knocking the wall down you son of a bitch! There's no god damn shit paper over here in this one either."