Earl lived a seltered life and whispers to his best man that he is a virgin and that he was nervous about what to do on his honeymoon.
His best man tell him, well i figured as much so i got the room next to yours so if it sounds like you need some advise you can run outside or to the bathroom and i can give you advise through the wall. Earl was releaved, so after the reception Earl and his new wife head back to the hotel. Earl tells his new wife i am going into the restroom to get ready. so earl whispers to his best man, ok what do i have to. so his best man explains in long lenghty details of what to do in any case sexual pleasures.
Meanwhile the new wife is hoping one foot having to take a crap.
she can no longer contain it and reaches under the bed and pulls out an empty shoe box and releases herself and puts the lid back on and sets on floor near the bed to empty it in the morn. Earl finally comes out preped and ready but trips over the shoe box. Earl opens the box and started yells " My god there shit in your box" the best man from next door yells " TURN HER OVER EARL, TURN HER OVER!! |