The Sneeze!

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section on a flight to LA. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue and gently wiped her nose.

But as she did, her eyelids closed slightly, her eyes rolled back in her eye sockets, her body tensed, her breath drew short and fast, and she visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. Although puzzled by what he had witnessed, the man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and again, exhibited the same puzzling symptoms. He was becoming concerned that the woman might be having some health difficulty.

As he was about to ask the woman if she was in distress, the woman sneezed yet again, and as he witnessed before, as she wiped her nose with a tissue, her eyes, breathing and body responses repeated but much greater intensity. He was now quite concerned and unable to restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "I apologize. Im not trying to be nosey, but seeing you sneeze and respond as you have each time, I am concerned about you.

Are you ok?" "Oh, you must forgive me. I am terribly sorry if I have disturbed you.

I have a very rare medical condition.

Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was relieved, but now very curious. "I have never heard of such a condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?" "Why yes, I certainly am, " the woman replied. "Pepper."

 

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