This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck", he says, "I really want a drink.

" When the gay bartender approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your p***s?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink" The bartender replys, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your p***s.

Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It.

' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies." The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your p***s?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your p***s?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job 1." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?" Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his p***s.

Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my p***s is Secret. Now give me my beer." The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------