Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "f**k". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "f**k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive Mary f**ked John and intransitive John was f**ked by Mary. It can be an action verb John really gives a f**k, a passive verb Mary really doesn't give a f**k, an adverb Mary is f**king interested in John, or as a noun Mary is a terrific f**k. It can also be used as an adjective Mary is f**king beautiful or an interjection F**k! I'm late for my date with Mary.

It can even be used as a conjunction John is ugly, f**k, he's also stupid. As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f**k.

" Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: 1 Surprise -- "What the f**k are you doing here?" 2 Fraud -- "I got f**ked by the car dealer." 3 Resignation -- "Oh, f**k it!" 4 Trouble -- "I guess I'm f**ked now." 5 Aggression -- "F**K YOU!" 6 Disgust -- "F**k me." 7 Confusion -- "What the f**k...?" Difficulty -- "I don't understand this f**king business!" 9 Despair -- "F**ked again..." 10 Pleasure -- "I f**king couldn't be happier." 11 Displeasure -- "What the f**k is going on here?" 12 Lost -- "Where the f**k are we?" 13 Disbelief -- "UN-F**KING-BELIEVABLE!" 14 Retaliation -- "Up your f**king ass!" 15 Denial -- "I didn't f**king do it.

" 16 Perplexity -- "I know f**k-all about it." 17 Apathy -- "Who really gives a f**k, anyhow?" 1 Greetings -- "How the f**k are ya?" 19 Suspicion -- "Who the f**k are you?" 20 Panic -- "Let's get the f**k out of here." 21 Directions -- "F**k off.

" 22 Awe -- "How the f**k did you do that?" It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a f**king a*****e." It can be used to tell time -- "It's five f**king thirty." It can be used in business -- "How did I wind up with this f**king job?" It can be maternal --"Motherf**ker." It can be political -- "F**k Bush!"