A man visited a bar and asked the barmaid I have lost both of my hands in a war, could you help me serve a c**ktail. Ofcourse sir, its my pleasure to serve you. she served the c**ktail. Oh baby, please put the glass to my mouth as I have no hands.

said the man.

With the help of Barmaid man drink the c**ktail. Man please pull out the handekerchief from my coat pocket and clean my mouth. She followed. Thanks, now please take my purse from my pant pocket and withdraw rhe money towards cost of c**ktail and your tip. You are so humble. She again followed and said thanks for the tip. Man ready to go, stoped and asked her Where is rhe toilet. The Barmaid suddenly upset and said we dint have toilets here.