A fellow is standing in line at a supermarket, when he gets to the cashier she asks if hes forgotten anything.
He says he forgot to get condoms, what size would you like she asks. I dont know, well drop your pants and let me see, he drops his pants and she grabs hold of his member, leans into the microphone and says, one box large condoms register 5. The next guy says the same thing I need condoms, he drops his drawers she takes hold of him, leans into microphone, one box medium condoms register 5.
Now all this time theres a young kid seeing all this and is excited and wants to try this himself. When he reaches the register the pretty girl asks, do you have everything you came for, the young fella clears his throat and manages to stutter out, I need a box of rubbers er I mean condoms, what size are ya she asks.er, I dont know, ok drop your pants then, she reaches out and takes hold of his pecker, leans into the microphone. Cleanup register 5. |