GtA little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.The man who was a priest said, I am a Father.The little boy replied.

My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.The priest looked up from his book and answered. I am the Father of many.The boy said, My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!The priest, getting impatient, said.

I am the Father of hundreds and went back to reading his book.The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar