Dear Big Booty Eartha, I hope you are feeling much better after the major brain surgery, bigger boobs to keep you from tripping from you sagging breasts all the time, fix your gapping mouth where you lost your front teeth when you tried to chew Nuts made out stainless steel from the local hardware store, and once when you are fine and well I will drive you to the Dollar Store and let you spend your heart content but make sure not to go over 5.

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If you do go over 5.00 you might have to work off your dept at hooters and shake your money maker. Seriously who will ever tip you at Hooters maybe by a bus carrying a load of deaf and blind gay man. I seriously hope you get well and healthy and then we all go out for a meal and a dance.

I seen you dance before and I do need a good laugh because you have two left feet and dance like a fish trying to walk on land. Dear Arlene, I know you must be going out of your mind if you are not pitching all the mail to the wrong mail boxes and then blame the airmans when the mail is all screwed up, but you are the best DTS expert in the entire squadron.

Well you are the only DTS person and please hurry back before someone else goes TDY because I think MSStephens would like to request a SUV for a rental. Beside mail and DTS I just love it when you leave your false teeth in the LRS coffee mug which you won for saving a five star general life when he was involved in a near fatal hit and run and you administered mouth to mouth for two weeks straight. Hell you are better than a respirator machine but you gave him way too much tongue like you was on your fifth honeymoon. Seriously please get well and get your ass back to work because those airmans are really screwing up the mail and readjusting your office and farting in your chair. Wish you a speedy recovery and hope to see you soon right back at work complaining about how much mail receiving section get and never pick up there crap. Please just come back. Tony Dear Chi Chi, I still do not know why people call you chi chi because in Spanish language it mean Lots of Boobs and I still can not see any big boobs. We all hope you get well real soon because your husband needs you to get ready for the next BBQ and lots and lots of alcohol to make everyone feel young and pee in there pants. Get well soon Hi Jo Jo, I heard you are not well at all and I hope you get well soon. So, I read somewhere in the internet on that you are having breasts reduction because those tas tas of yours is the reason your back in such pain and being a dwarf .

I bet they weigh about 15 pounds each and after the operation, you will be 30 pounds lighter and able to jump over tall buildings on a single bounce.

Yeah right ha ha ha ha. Hurry you ass back to work because I need your help on time sheets because if I screw up and forget someone pay due to wrong coding it will be my ass. I do not have much ass left after military. Seriously get well and cum back to work, Tony