A guy gets pulled by a traffic cop for speeding doing 53 in a 50 zone. a little annoyed but accepting that technically he is at fault he apologies to the officer and politely tries his best to talk his way out of a ticket and into a verbal warning but the cop isn't having any of it.

eventually the guy realizes this cop isn't gonna be dissuaded from issuing the ticket especially as he is now working his way around the vehicle looking for anything else he can issue a ticket for.

As he is checking the tread depth on the spair wheel the guy realizes this cop is as officious and exacting as they get. He scratches his chin for a moment and in a moment of inspiration he sparks up a new conversation with the cop. he says "Officer, speaking hypothetically, if i called you a rude word, for example lets say i used the word c**t you could arrest me right?." The cop looks at him suspiciously thinking about what he has just been asked and responds, "Yes sir that is correct." The guy continues, "but if i was to think something rude about you there isn't anything you could do is there?" The Cop looks him up and down and replies. "thats right sir. we are just here to enforce the law and at present that doesn't include your thoughts". "I see" the man replies, "in that case officer, I think your a c**t".