10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude. 9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 8. I think hairy armpits are really sexy. 7. Her breasts are just too big. 6. Sometimes I just want to be held. 5. That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody. 4. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse. 2.

Screw Monday Night Football! Let's watch Lifetime.

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I think we're lost. Let's pull over and ask for directions.