This lady walks into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if she could purchase a bottle of arsenic. The pharmacist tells her that he is not allowed to sell it to just anyone because it is against the law. "What do you want it for?" he asks her. "Well, I found out my husband is fooling around on me, and I want to put it in his food and poison him." The pharmacist says "I can see why you would be so upset, but murder is a little bit extreme don't you think?" "He's screwing your wife" the lady say's to which the pharmicist replies, "Oh' I didn't realize you had a prescription!"