Guy comes home to find his wife heading out the door with her suitcase. He asks where she's going.

"I found out I work in Las Vegas and get 100 for a b**w *** and 200 for a screw.

I'm tired of giving it to you for free!" He sez: "Wait a sec." A moment later he appears with his own suitcase packed. "And where are YOU going?", she asks.

"Coming with you, " he answers, "I wanna see how you're going to make it on 600 a year."