There was a guy from Ontario, a guy from Quebec and a guy from Newfoundland and they all went to a strip joint. At the strip joint there was a beautiful stripper. She went up to the guy from Ontario and waved her butt in his face, so he slipped her 30.

She thought maybe if she waved her butt in this other guys face she could get another 30 so she did it and he slipped her 30. The she thought if she waved her butt in the newfie's face she could get another 30 so she waved her butt in the newfies face and the newfie pulled out his credit card, swiped her crack and took the two thirtys.