Little Jimmy is on summer break from school. He's bored at home and driving his mother crazy. Finally, Mom says "You know, Jimmy I know that we have just moved into a new neighborhood and there aren't many children for you to play with yet but, why don't you go outside for a bit. Maybe you can go across the street to that new house that's under construction and learn a few things. Jimmy complies and crosses the street. Before you know it Jimmy has been gone all day long.

When Jimmy finally returns his mother approaches him and asks him if he learned anything. "Well Ma, " Jimmy says. "I did learn how to hang a door." Mother is so proud of her little boy and asks him to tell her how it's done. "Well it's pretty simple Ma, what you do is take the wood and f**kin' slap it up against the hole and f**kin' see if it fits, if it don't fit you take the f**ker down, shave a c**t-hair off one side and shave a c**t-hair off the other side, slap the f**ker back up there and see if it fits." Mother is astonished. "Jimmy that is horrible language, I want you to go to your room until your Father gets home." Jimmy complies and goes to his room.

After a while Jimmy's Dad comes home and Mother tells him to ask his Son what he learned today.

Father calls Jimmy out of his room and asks him what he learned. "Well Pops, " Jimmy says.

"I did learn how to hang a door." Father is so proud of his little boy and asks Jimmy to tell him how it's done. "Well it's pretty simple Pops, what you do is take the wood and f**kin' slap it up against the hole and f**kin' see if it fits, if it don't fit you take the f**ker down, shave a c**t-hair off one side and shave a c**t-hair off the other side, slap the f**ker back up there and see if it fits." Father is astonished. "Jimmy that is horrible language, I want you to go outside and pick a switch." Jimmy looks up at his Dad, smirks and replies. "F**k you Pops, that's an electricians job.

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