Dan and his wife were working in their garden one day when Dan looks over at his wife and says, "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wifewas working and measured his wifes butt. "Yes, I was right. Your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!" The wife chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, Dan is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off."Whats wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think Im going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little wiener?"