Some guys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the man.

"Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal, " he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Niners fan, " the guy replies. "Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack, " the reporter starts again. "I'm not a Raiders fan either, " the guy says. "Then what are you?" the reporter asks. "I'm a Cowboys fan!!!" The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck bastard kills family pet."