A young man took his girlfriend parking.

He looked over at her very seductively and asked, "Can I have some?" She replied in a quiet, innocent voice, "Ask the heavenly father up above and if he says yes then I will." So he hung his head out the window and yelled up at the sky,"Heavenly father up above, can I screw the one I love?" There was no reply.

He tried this for a week, every night asking the same question,and every night getting the same response from her.

Finally he was so frustrated he couldn't take it any longer. He paid a drunk, to sit up in the tree.

He said "when I yell 'heavenly father up above can I screw the one I love?' you say YES!!!!!" So he picks his girlfriend up, and takes her to the point once again. Confidently he asks "Can I have some?" Sweetly and innocently she answers "ask the heavenly father up above, if he says yes I will". Smiling the young man yells, "heavenly father up above can I screw the one I love" The drunk yells "earthly son down below screw her hard but take it slow. If there is any left for me, get me out of this GODDAMN TREE!!!!!!!