Dave and Jake sitting in a bar talking about women. Dave:"Jake how is it you always pick up women??" Jake:"It's all in the opening line, I'll show you" Jake turns to a woman that just sat down at the bar and says:"Tickle your c**t with a feather!?" "WHAT", she responds.

Jake says:"Tipical country weather" "Oh yes", she says with a blush and they procede to have a conversaation. Jake then looks back at Dave and winks. Dave gets it and trys it on the next woman to sit down.

Dave turns to the woman and says:"Wanna F**k?" "I beg your pardon" she responds Dave:"Looks like rain!!"