There was a guy driving down the road with his wife and they see a sign that says 'Cow For Sale 10, 000" The guy pulls over, thinking 'I've got to see this!There's no cow worth that much!' So the guy walks into the barn and says 'I wanna see this cow for 10, 000' So the farmer goes and gets the cow and comes back with it. The guy says "What's so special about it?" so the farmer lifts the cow's tail and the guy says "Oh my god! She has a c**t like a woman! Now I see why it's worth 10, 000!' so the guy goes back to the car all miserable and his wife says , "'What's wrong?" So the guy says "That farmer has a cow with a c**t like a woman worth 10, 000, and I have a wife with a c**t like a cow worth nothing"