A man is pushing a cart furiously thru a supermarket when he rounds a corner and hammers another man pushing a cart, the first man pull back and apologizes immediatley, " im sorry, im sorry, i was trying to get around fast, ive lost my wife and im looking for her " the second man sais " funny, me too, ive been looking for my wife all over " the first man sais " what does your wife look like ?" and the second replies " well, about 5'5, 110 lbs, nice round ass, and big firm tits, a natural blonde but maybe ive seen yours, what does she look like ?" The first man hesitates, and thinks a second . . .
and looks back at the other guy and sais " ahhh .
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. F**kit, lets look for yours !" |