A blond walks into an appliance store and see a TV she wants to buy, she asks the sales clerk how much and he says "Sorry we don't sale to blonds" she leaves goes and comes back wearing sunglasses and still the clerk tell her he can't sale the tv to her, so she leaves and goes to a salon and gets her hair cut and dyed and gets herself a new makeover, and goes back and the clerk sees her and says he still can't sale her the tv, she asks "well why not" the clerk replies " because thats a Microwave".