Got this in an email this morning, thought it was pretty funny... January Took her new scarf back to the store because t was too tight.

February Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter. March Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years." April Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out. May Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packet thingy's. June Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms. August Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down. September When asked what the capital of California was - answered "C".

October Decided she hates MampM's because they are so hard to peel and there were too many W's in the bag.

November Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120. December House burned down.

Couldn't call 9-11 because there was no "11" on any phone.